The Morton Arb

What Tree Are You?


Choose the one answer to each question that best describes you.



a) Something new! I am always shopping for the latest fashion.


b) Whatever I dropped on the floor when I got undressed the night before.


c) Something eye catching. I am into funky caps, fringes, and tassels.


d) Natural fibers and textiles, like cotton, linen, or silk.


e) Old favorites that I’ve had for years and can’t bear to give away.


f) Floral prints in tasteful colors.

a) Really tolerant. I get along with just about anyone.


b) Super nostalgic. I love the past and anything vintage.


c) Tough. I’ve come through some hard times, and I’m resilient.


d) Consistent. You can count on me for the long haul.


e) Very patriotic. Color me red, white, and blue!


f) Pretty sensitive. Please don’t hurt my feelings!

a) Lavender


b) Gray


c) Brown


d) Pink


e) Red or Green


f) White

a) Egg rolls and fortune cookies.


b) Something fast that I can zap in the microwave.


c) Anything I can enjoy quietly by myself.


d) Meatloaf and potatoes, baby! I like traditional comfort food.


e) Couscous with pine nuts.


f) An expensive, beautifully presented chocolate truffle.

a) Exotic China.


b) A year-long tour of the whole U.S.


c) The vast plains of Iowa.


d) Staying home in Illinois.


e) The rocky coast of Maine.


f) Mark Twain’s riverbanks in Missouri.

a) Attending parties and big events, like baby showers and weddings.


b) Running all over town getting caught up on my errands.


c) Hanging out with a few wild friends.


d) Learning something new, like Japanese martial arts.


e) Working with philanthropic organizations on issues, like world peace.


f) Bird watching.

a) A tiny purebred pocket dog that goes with me everywhere.


b) A warm, loveable companion that I could cuddle with, like a Golden Retriever.


c) Cats, because they know their own minds and don’t need anyone too much.


d) A giraffe.


e) A parrot, because it will live a long time.


f) A local animal shelter rescue dog.

a) I’m amazingly healthy. I only go to the office to get my regular checkups.


b) I’m a little accident prone. I’ve had a few trips to the ER for broken limbs.


c) I’m stubborn. Even if I have the occasional cut or burn, I brush it off and won’t have it looked at.


d) People in my family are really long lived. I'm lucky to have such awesome genes!


e) I have great posture! I’ll never need a chiropractor.


f) Seems like I catch every virus that’s around!

a) “I just don’t know what to think about you, kid.”


b) “You need to grow up and act your age!”


c) “You’re a little rough around the edges.”


d) “You’re making me nuts!”


e) “My, you’re getting tall! “


f) “You’re so cute!”

a) A stringed instrument, like a violin or a cello.


b) The piano.


c) Everything myself—a one‐man band.


d) Drums.


e) A wind instrument.


f) A harmonica.

a) Celebrating a special event with my family.


b) Packing as many friends and activities as I can into 24 hours!


c) Swinging in my hammock alone with a good book.


d) A day in the country.


e) Out on a sailboat on the ocean.


f) At the beach, but spending part of the time napping under a shady umbrella.